The Piece Train 2010 is the pre-lube and post-lewd train out of Atlanta to Mardi Gras Madness XX February 12-16, 2010
Read all the information on this site - especially the rules for baggage on the train!
We have parking - but limited. Please try to car pool!
If you bring beer on the train, bring cans, not bottles!
When you drink on the train, keep it in a cup or mug: bring a mug - we'll be providing cups. This is particularly true during meals.
Remember a costume (you can do trail in) for the costume hash! Remember your lingerie for the Piece Train Lingerie Show!
Bring some cash to tip your train steward and dining car staff!
The train is full! On-on to Mardi Gras Madness XX!
First class sleeping accommodations on the Crescent.
All meals are included in the price.
Cabin sleeps two.
A toilet and sink in each cabin.
A shower in each car.
More information on the train accommodations can be found here.
Check back for changes...
Friday morning: Meet in the Masonic Temple Lodge parking lot next to the train station for treats and goodies from 6:00 AM - 7:00 AM. The Amtrak station is at 1688 Peachtree Street, NW, Atlanta, GA 30309. You can park at the Masonic Temple “at your own hash risk.” Foreign Lesion has spoken with the parking "curator" who said that they don't worry about cars unless they've been there over a week. Foreign Lesion will have notes to put inside your passenger window. Also think about carpooling, or even a taxi!
The Crescent leaves Atlanta Amtrak station 8:30 AM Friday February 12.
Eleven hours of drinking, drinking, eating, drinking, sleeping, eating, drinking, showers, shaving and then the oral sex.
“We're Too Sexy for this Train” on-train lingerie fashion show.
Arrive New Orleans approximately 7:30 PM Friday, February 12.
A bag truck will be provided to take luggage to the hotel from the train station. Enjoy another beer and stagger from the train station to the hash hotel and check in.
See the Mardi Gras Madness XX schedule (as available). Drinking, hashing, drinking, hashing, drinking, sleeping, eating, drinking, spanking and then the oral sex and hashing!
Friday: Pub Crawl (more information coming).
Saturday: Cunt-inental breakfast, costume run with awards (costume is mandatory for Saturday’s hash) Costume Awards: Best individual male & female, best couple, best grope (2–6 wankers) Food, parades, beer included in festivities including the night Parades!
Sunday: Mimosas, poinsettias, cunt-inental Breakfast. Your choice Hangover (easy) Hash Run or Big Easy (not so easy) Run (beer during and immediately following both runs). Food and drink on your own after circle.
Monday: Piece Train hash events to be announced.
Tuesday morning: Gather at 5:00 AM Tuesday February 16 to gather bags for the bag truck to the train station. If you don't wake up, you fly home.
Train leaves New Orleans 7:00 AM Tuesday February 16.
Drinking, showers, drinking, eating, drinking, sleeping, drinking, spanking and then the oral sex and showers.
Train arrives in Atlanta approximately 8:00 PM Tuesday February 16.
Join the Mardi Gras-themed Tuesday with a Theme Hash already in progress!
Hashers are “on their own” to make hotel reservations.
Holiday Inn Superdome Hotel Huge clarinet on the side of the building! 330 Loyola Ave. New Orleans, LA 70112. Phone: (504) 581-1600 Fax: (504) 522-0073
Four nights (Friday, February 12 – Tuesday, February 16) at $159 (plus tax) per night, split by 1–4 hashers per room.
When making your reservation, mention that you're with the Hash House Harriers. Only call the hotel Monday through Friday 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM otherwise you will get through to national headquarters and will get wrong information.
There's a good chance you can go in on an existing room reservation.
Dr. Doo-Doo says, "First to bed gets to choose the bed they sleep in, last to bed gets to choose who they sleep with."
Register by visiting Mardi Gras Madness XX.
Register now to get the rate of $125.
After December 15, giveaways are based on availability.
Bags: Have at least two. (1) One bag for what you need on the train (e.g. change of clothes, toiletries, party ware, lingerie fashion ware, booze and beer). (2) One bag to check of what you'll need in New Orleans (e.g. costumes, more clothes, hash shoes). You do not want to be stepping over your second bag for the entire trip, so check it! Each ticketed passenger may check up to three pieces of baggage each weighing no more than 50 lbs. Checked bags may be no larger than 36 x 36 x 36 inches in size. Each passenger may also bring aboard two pieces of carry-on baggage. Each carry-on bag may weigh no more than 50 lbs and may not exceed 28 x 22 x 14 inches in size. Each carry-on bag must be visibly tagged with the name and address of the passenger. Easy to carry or rolling luggage is strongly recommended.
Beer and liquor for the train (e.g. one of your checked bags could be a cooler). Train mismanagement may help coördinate the beer.
A costume for the costume hash.
Cash for pay-as-you-go pub crawls, tipping etc. Make change in advance if possible! Please tip the car steward and during meal service.
Lingerie for the “We're Too Sexy for this Train” on-train lingerie fashion show.
| Foreign Lesion | Dr. Doo-Doo | Chum Rag |
| Lick-Hole-Ah | +2 Coonass | Swamp Gravy |
| Ouch! | Tripod | Pixel Dick |
| TV Hair | Just Hilary | Mustbang Sally |
| Down n Dirty | Stupid is as Stupid Does | Advertising My Sweet Ass |
| 4" Hole | Butt Bob | Tater Tits |
| OOPS | Deposit Slit | . |
Train: The train is full!
Hash: Register by at Mardi Gras Madness XX to get the rate of $125.
Hotel: Four nights (Friday, February 12 – Tuesday, February 16) at $159 (plus tax) per night, split by 1–4 hashers per room. More here.
What happens in Mardi Gras stays in Mardi Gras!
Dr. Doo-Doo's Hangover Helper: Two aspirin, one ibuprofen, one Zepsin® (over-the-counter Femotidine); wash down with an Energy Drink and a shot of vodka!
Drinking is easy in the Big Easy, but peeing ain't: Jammies got arrested. Are you full of beer and about to burst with nowhere to pee without getting arrested? See Dr. Doo-Doo for easy-pee technology: $5 will get you through three nights!
Cell: (404) 542-4274 (HASH)
E-mail: foreign.lesion (at) beernear.com
Jester: Dr. Doo-Doo
Cell: (404) 585-1690
E-mail: dr.doo-doo (at) beernear.com
New Orleans Hash Contacts
New Orleans Hareline
(504) 889-4274 (HASH)
Mardi Gras Madness Cumsultant: Gooey Blow (Linda Crozier)
Home (504) 394-4126 / Cell (504) 400-8162 / lcrozier5 (at) cox.net
Grand Master: Penis Colada (Danny Colletta)
Home (504) 234-8960 / pcoladahhh (at) hotmail.com
Grand Master: Piston Penis
socialrun (at) aol.com
A New Orleans businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to Marie Laveau's Sex Shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except...the Voodoo Penis!'
The husband said 'The what?'
The man repeated 'The Voodoo Penis' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.
The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!'
The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis, door!'
The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said 'Voodoo Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box.
The husband bought it. He took it home to his wife. And after the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo Penis.
She undressed, opened the box and said 'Voodoo Penis, my crotch.' The Penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off. So she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the hospital.
On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, the woman said 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me...'
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right... Voodoo Penis my ass...!'
The rest, as they say, is history...
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying:
“Ma'am,”
“I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?”
“I'm awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight... let's pretend that we're married.”
“Wow! That's a great idea!” he exclaimed.
“Good" she replied; “Get your own damn blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted.